If you were a stand-up comedian, who would you not want to have in your audience?

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• 1. Name A Reason Why A Stand-up Comedian Might Say He Had A Bad Night

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• 2. Name A Male Comedian, Past Or Present, Known Funny Monologues

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• 4. Name a comedian who got their start on snl.

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• 6. Which U.S. president do you think has provided comedians with the best material

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• 8. Name A Comedian Whose Nose Is Larger Than His Talent.

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• 12. Name a comedian whose humor might be considered offensive.

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• 30. Tell Me An Actor In The History Of Cinema Known For His Slapstick Comedy

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