We surveyed 100 men...Name something you might ask a woman that could get you slapped

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• 1. name an occupation you wouldnt want your partner to have because its way too stressful

  Police Officer Doctor

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• 2. Name something a romantic person would hate for their partner to do while he’s singing.

  Laugh 45 Yawn/Sleep 33 Talk/Use the phone 14 Walk away 6

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• 3. name something a married couple does together that causes their kid to say ill never do that

  Kiss Fight Coughing Being Heckled Stutter

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• 4. Name A Time When A Wife Often Chooses Her Husbands Clothes For Him

  wedding 41 worship service 26 party 15 work/interview 6 going for dinner 5

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• 5. Name a complaint many women have about their husband's job.

  hours/not home 77 not enough money 18 dirty/greasy 2 other females 2

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• 6. Name the profession that a woman's "dream man" would have.

  doctor 39 president 13 ceo 13 entrepreneur 8 actor 7 lawyer 5 football player 5 carpenter 3

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• 7. Name a part of a women's body that men prefer to be small

  Feet Nose Waist

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• 8. Name A Place Where A Woman Would Hate For Her Husband To be When She Went Into Labor

  at the bar 38 at work 28 out of town 11 at a strip club 9 stuck in a traffic 6 in an airplane 4 in jail 3

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• 9. Name a food that is often used as an endearing nickname.

  Honey Cupcake Peaches Pumpkin Muffin Pudding Dumpling

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• 10. Name A Term For “Little Boy” That Old Person Might Use

  Lad Sonny Youngin Kiddo Whippersnapper

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• 11. Name something a man might put on belonging to his wife if he got dressed in the dark.

  shirt 23 underwear 17

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• 12. Name a reason a bride and groom might leave a reception early.

  Leaving for the honeymoon 38 A little privacy 26 Tired 15 Too much to drink 4 Arguing 4

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• 13. What is the worst place a couple could go on their honeymoon

  Mother Parents Place Step-parent Father Parent's House Dad

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• 14. name a place where a woman might not want her partner to spend too much time

  Bar Gentleman's Club

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• 15. Name a type of class couples frequently take together

  Dance Flamenco Lamaze Party Foxtrot Disco

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• 16. Fill in the blank: In the bedroom, my husband's superhero name would be ____ Man.

  Iron Man 2 Superman 1 Minuteman 1 Macho Man 2 Batman 1 Spider-Man 1

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• 17. what might a man refuse to do early in a relationship that would make his new girlfriend suspect he was married

  Go Out In Public Introduce Her Kiss Give Phone Number Invite Her Over Stay Overnight

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• 18. Name a four letter word that's something every woman wants

  Love Shoe Gold Ring

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• 19. Name a special treat that a husband brings home to his wife who's sick in bed

  BOOK/MAGAZINE CHOCOLATE/CANDY SOUP FLOWERS

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• 20. Name an excuse a guy might use to invite his date back to his place.

  FORGOT SOMETHING NIGHTCAP WATCH MOVIE COFFEE SHOW HER SOMETHING PETS

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• 21. Name an occupation that gets hit on by bored housewives.

  mailman 32 plumber 14 ups/deliveryman 12 milkman 7 construction 6 salesman 5 pool man 4 cable guy 4

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• 22. Name something of their husband's that wives check regularly

  Mobile Phone Wallet Bank Account Pockets Health

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• 23. Tell me a slang word or phrase used to refer to husbands.

  Old Man Hubby Better Half Other Half Big Daddy

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• 24. Name Something Every Newlywed Hopes Their MotherInLaw Will Be

  quiet 16 good cook 10 not nosey 8 lives far away 5 nice 5

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• 25. Name someone you hate getting bad news from.

  a relative 62 the doctor 17 irs/tax person 6 a police officer 4 the boss 4 a friend 3

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• 26. Name something you think your partner should pay you for.

  Cooking 51 Cleaning 30 Laundry 19

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• 27. What would cats give each other if they celebrated valentine's day?

  CATNIP MICE KISSES BALL OF YARN FISH TREATS

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• 28. Name Something A Woman Would Hate To Have The Same As Someone Else

  outfit 66 man 15 hairstyle 10 purse 4

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• 29. Name A Habit That Would Be Impossible To Hide From Your Spouse

  smoking 64 drinking 12 biting nails 7 gambling 7 shopping 4

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• 30. after a date name a reason why you might not call the person right away

  Nervous Not Interested Busy Beg Apologize Playing Hard To Get Lost Number

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• 31. Name Someone Who You Wish Didn’t Have Your Address.

  ex 29 bill collector 26 boss 16 the police 11 irs 9 in laws 6

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• 32. How Can You Tell The Jewelry Your Partner Gives You Is Made Of Fake Gold?

  turns skin green 56 bite it/bendable 30 scratches easily 8 have it appraised 3

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• 33. Name something that becomes more comfortable the longer you have it.

  Shoes Clothes Chair Spouse Pillow Couch

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• 34. Pretend you're psychic and tell me whose divorce you think you'll be reading about next year.

  britney spears 40 jennifer lopez 35 brad pitt/jen a. 5 the clintons 3 george w. bush 3 donald trump 3 michael douglas 2

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• 35. What's something that can turn an ordinary bath into a romantic one?

  Candles 1 Bubbles 1 Rose petals 2 Another person 2 Music 1 Alcohol 1 Bath oil 2

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• 36. Fill in this blank: I’ll never forget my first ____

  KISS DATE/LOVE JOB

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• 37. Name A Millionaire Who Could Never Be Rich Enough For You To Want To Date Him

  Donald Trump Bill Gates Hugh Heffner Warren Buffet

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• 38. Name Something A Man Might Ask His Dads Advice On

  relationships 60 finances 26 car 6 job 5

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• 39. Name something that might motivate a man to lose weight.

  dating 54 health problems 27 wife lost weight 4 break up 3

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• 40. Name a type of gift that a man might need help picking out for his wife.

  Jewelry Dresses Lingerie Perfume Makeup

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• 41. Name something you wouldn't want to be on when it starts to fall apart.

  Plane Roller Coaster Bridge Boat Building Bicycle

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• 42. Name something a man traditionally does when proposing marriage

  BRAVEHEART GETS ON KNEE

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• 43. Name a public place where you might see quarreling lovers make a scene.

  restaurant 28 park 22 bar/nightclub 13 mall 12 movie/theater 10

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• 44. Name An Occasion That A Man Might Propose To His Girlfriend

  valentines day 31 her birthday 22 christmas 18 at a wedding 11 anniversary 8 vacation 7

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• 45. Name A Way You Can Tell That A Person Has Been Crying

  Red Eyes  Watery Eyes  Tears  Swollen Eyes  Red Face 

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• 46. Name a part of a woman's body that's very attractive when it's long.

  legs 58 hair 33 fingers/nails 7 neck 2

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• 47. Name A Male Comedian, Past Or Present, Known Funny Monologues

  Pryor Letterman Rock Stewart Leno Seinfeld Carson

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• 48. Which TV judge would you hate to have to face in a real courtroom?

  judge judy 70 judge mathis 18 judge joe brown 5 judge wapner 2 judge hatchett 2

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• 49. We surveyed 100 men...Name something women can do better than most men

  SHOP HOUSEWORK DRIVE THINK RATIONALLY COOK/BAKE BIRTH/RAISE KIDS TALK/NAG

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• 50. What do most women expect most men to be really bad at?

  cooking 28 housework/ironing 17 making love 5 decorating 5 driving/directions 5 shopping 5 child bearing 4 dressing well 4

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• 51. Name an occasion a woman thinks is important and a man thinks is a nuisance.

  anniversary 62 valentine's day 18 cleaning house 4 wedding 3 birthday 3 mother's day 3 hair appointment 3

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• 52. Tell me something most men think they can't live without

  SEX/WOMEN TELEVISION/REMOTE

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• 53. Name something men say they hate to give up when they get married

  Emancipation Celebrating Autonomy Liberty Drinking Freedom Merrymaking

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• 54. name another way of saying that someone has a big ego

  Wic Program Arrogant Cocky Big Head Conceited Stuck Up

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• 55. If a woman said her man was rated "G", what might the "G" stand for

  Gentlemen Gorgeous

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• 56. Name something you might go to sleep clutching after a st. patrick's day party.

  BEER BOTTLES FOUR-LEAF CLOVER TOILET BEADS TRASH CAN

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• 57. Name a popular tattoo that you’d be shocked to see on a tough mob boss.

  heart 40 flower 24 mom 16 butterfly 10 angel 6 fairy 3

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• 58. Name an animal even an elderly person could outrun.

  turtle 60 snail 20 sloth 7 ant 5 possum 2 monkey 2

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• 59. Name a specific type of family function that your partner doesn’t always want to attend.

  reunion 45 wedding 34 funeral 9 birthday 7 dinner 5

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• 60. If you walked into a public restroom, name a reason you might walk right back out

  Dirty Smell Wrong One Toilet Clogged

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• 61. Name a word some people use to describe their mother-in-law

  Witch Bat Prying Vampire Bat Probing Nosy Hag

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• 62. Name something wives do to try to please their mother-in-law

  Prepare Dinner Dinner Make Dinner

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• 63. If You Were Stranded On A Deserted Island, Which Item Are You Embarrassed To Admit That You’d Want With You.

  Teddy Bear TV

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• 64. Name Something A Groom Hate To Lose Before Wedding

  Ring Bride Tux

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• 65. Name something you'd hate to run out of if you lived in a submarine

  AIR/OXYGEN WATER SOAP DEODORANT

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• 66. Name A Weather Term That Can Also Describe Your Wife.

  hot 34 stormy/violent 23 cold/frigid 16 sunny 10 gloomy 9 icy 5

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• 67. In one word, describe the underwear your man is wearing right now.

  Boxers 1 Tighty-whities 1 Briefs 1 None 1 Torn 1 Ugly 1 Sexy 1 Boring 1

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• 68. What Might You Bring To The Stadium If You Wanted To Be Featured On The Jumbo Tron Screen

  sign 45 foam finger 23 attractive woman 12 silly hat 9

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• 69. Name an article of clothing that men will wear even if it has a hole in it

  Underwear Sweater T Shirt Socks Jeans

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• 70. We surveyed 100 married women...Name something that tires out your husband.

  job/work 27 exercise/walking 15 housework/chores 14 mowing/yard work 12 making love 11 baby-sitting/kids 5

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• 71. We asked 100 women: Using the theory that men are dogs, what breed are you most attracted to

  Boxer Labrador Shih Tzu German Shephard Golden Retriever Bulldog

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• 72. Tell Me The Day Of The Week When You Start Thinking About The Weekend

  monday 34 thursday 31 wednesday 30 tuesday 5

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• 73. What might happen if golf fans were allowed to shout during a match?

  MISSED BALLS DISTRACTIONS FIGHT BAD SHOTS INSANITY

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• 74. name a gag store item that a jokester should leave home on a first date

  Voice Mail Fake Vomit Whoopie Cushion Hand Buzzer Speed Dial Squirting Flower Mute

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• 75. Past Or Present, Name A TV Couple Whose Marriage You Don’t Want To Emulate.

  Al/ Peggy Bundy Homer/Marge Simpson RoseAnn/ Dan Conner Archie/Edith Bunker

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• 76. Besides Coughing, What’s Something You Can’t Stop Yourself From Doing?

  sneezing 52 getting hiccups 11 breathing 11 blinking 7 laughing 6 eating/drinking 5

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• 77. WOMEN ONLY: Name a way you can tell that a guy is a bachelor.

  no ring on his finger 39 clothes 14 flirt 8 dirty house 8 no food 2 nice car 2

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• 78. Name a comedian who is known for his funny monologues

  Chris Rock Jim Carrey Eddie Murphy Carrey Jay Leno Murphy Leno

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• 79. The last time someone told you to hold on tight, what were you doing?

  carnival ride 30 riding in a car 11 riding a bike 9 riding motorcycle 7 making love 7

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• 80. We asked 100 single women: Tell me something you have that has lasted longer than most of your relationships

  Shoes Jewelry

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• 81. Name something Grandma always keeps with her.

  Money Teeth Tissues Keys

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• 82. What Profession Would You Want Your Mate To Have Just Because Itd Be Useful Around The House

  plumber 27 carpenter 25 doctor 15 housekeeper 13 chef 7 electrician 5 mechanic 5

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• 83. We surveyed 100 married men...Name something about your wife you wouldn't dare criticize.

  her weight/figure 46 her cooking 19 hair/face 18 way she dresses 5 her parents 3

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• 84. If Which Profession Do You Often Find People With Wacky Hair?

  hair stylist 45 musician 26 clown 15 scientist 5 model 3 comedian 3

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• 85. What is something Dad always teases Mom about

  Fat Weight Her Weight Large Rotund

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• 86. Name Something A Pirate Has To Take Off Before He Goes To Bed

  eye patch 32 hook 24 hat 21 wooden leg 7 sword 6 parrot 5

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• 87. name something you could do after a successful first date that would prevent you from getting a second date

  Call Too Much Not Call Water Bottle Kiss Umbrella Say I Love You

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• 88. What Movie Would You Never Watch Alone?

  exorcist 26 scream 19 psycho 15 halloween 13 the ring 12 friday the 13th 9 the shining 6

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• 89. Name A Word Grooms Say They’ll Do At The Alter, But Probably Never Say After The Wedding

  Obey 39 Love 28 Cherish 15 Honor 11

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• 90. Tell me something you would like to change about your partner.

  WEIGHT CLOTHES SMOKING WORK ETHIC

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• 91. Which U.S. president do you think has provided comedians with the best material?

  bill clinton 57 george w. bush 26 ronald reagan 8 richard nixon 5 gerald ford 2

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• 92. We surveyed 100 men...Name something your wife might be desperate for

  CAR VACATION NEW HOUSE ATTENTION/LOVE

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• 93. Name something a woman might lie about when trying to impress a man

  Adolescence Teenage Maturing

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• 94. Name Someone You’d Be Embarrassed To Be Drunk In Front Of.

  parents 50 grandmother 17 boss 16

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• 95. Name something men might lie about in order to get a woman

  Adolescence Teenage Maturing Old Senior

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• 96. Name an animal your mate sounds like when he or she snores.

  bear 25 pig 23 dog 18 lion 8 elephant 6 horse 5

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• 97. Name something you’d hate to have happen while you’re taking a bath.

  Phone rings 2 No hot water 3 Doorbell rings 2 Get electrocuted 2 Power outage 2 Slip/fall 1 Someone comes in 3

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• 98. What might be a pirate’s favorite holiday?

  HALLOWEEN CHRISTMAS FOURTH OF JULY ST PATRICKS DAY THANKSGIVING COLUMBUS DAY

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• 99. We surveyed 100 married women...When your husband is in the mood for love, what are you in the mood for?

  sleep 48 love 36 food 5 watch tv 4

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• 100. We surveyed 100 married men...When your wife is talking to you, what are you thinking about?

  sex 27 topic at hand 23 i love her 22 golf/sports 7 why she complains 5

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