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• 1. name something you could do after a successful first date that would prevent you from getting a second date

  Call Too Much Not Call Water Bottle Kiss Umbrella Say I Love You

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• 2. Name someone you would hate calling you during a date.

  an ex 37 parents 31 children 12 partner 8 work 7 babysitter 5

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• 3. We Asked 100 Men: Name Something You Do On A First Date, That You Wouldn’t Do A Year Into A The Relationship.

  Open Door 42 Pay Bills 26 Be Affectionate 23 Bring Flowers 5

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• 4. Where Might A Man Take You On A First Date That Would Keep Him From Getting A Second Date?

  Bar 33 Strip Club 28 Fast Food resteraunt 17 Zoo 12 Sports Game 5

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• 5. Name something in your house that you might clean before a date.

  BATHROOM BEDROOM KITCHEN LIVING ROOM FLOORS

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• 6. Name something that might happen on a first date which would rule out a second date.

  rudeness 36 goes dutch 17 kiss 17 bad breath 12 farting 11 argument 7

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• 7. What Might A Daring Thrill Seeker Suggest Do On 1st Date

  Skydive Bungee Jump Roller Coaster Rock Climbing

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• 8. name Something Every Woman Should Take With Her On A Blind Date

  cell phone 44 money 21 mace 12 own transportation 4 friend 4

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• 9. Name something that might ruin a date.

  BAD WEATHER BAD BREATH NO MONEY BEING LATE RUDENESS AN EX

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• 10. Name something a guy might rent for a special date.

  limo 46 car 26 tuxedo 17 hotel room 4 spa 2

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• 11. Name A Person Who Youd Never Trust to Set You Up On A Blind Date

  mother 66 sibling 20 ex 9

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• 12. Name something a woman does to prevent her date from kissing her.

  turns her head 35 pretends sick 19 moves away 13 onions 10 offers her hand 3

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• 13. Name Someone Specific In Your Life Who Has Tried To Set You Up On A Blind Date.

  best friend 41 sister 31 mother 20 brother 4

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• 14. name something that youd never want your mom to show your date

  Bedroom Baby Pictures Sunscreen Beret

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• 15. name something people do differently for a first date than for a 20th date

  Eat Open Doors Show Affection Dress

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• 16. Name Something A Man Does To Prepare For A Date.

  shower 38 shave 31

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• 17. Name Something That Can Be Romantic To Ride On With A Partner

  Horse 44 Carriage 25 Motorcycle 10 Boat 7 Ferris Wheel 3 Bicycle 4

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• 18. Tell me a way you might get ready for a date.

  SHOWER 55 GET DRESSED 13 APPLY MAKEUP 13 FIX HAIR 12 BUY CLOTHES 7

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• 19. Name Someplace Couples Went On Dates In The Fifties They Don’t Usually Go Anymore

  Drive In Movie Soda Fountain Diner Lovers Lane Sock Hop

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• 20. Tell me something that you should not reveal on a first date.

  RELATIONSHIP HISTORY AGE INCOME INSANITY HAVING CHILDREN ADDRESS

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• 21. We surveyed 100 women...Name something that you hope your blind date will have.

  money 45 personality/humor 21 nice car 12 looks/nice teeth 5 nice hair 4 good body 4

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• 22. Name something you might do on a first date.

  KISS EAT DINNER WATCH A MOVIE TALK HOLD HANDS

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• 23. Name a good place to go on a first date.

  movies 42 dinner 32 beach 7 mcdonald's 4

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• 24. Tell me something that a woman might not want to reveal about herself to her date.

  her age 55 her weight 12 she's married 8 has boyfriend 5 her past loves 4 she's pregnant 3

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• 25. Name A Piece Of Information That You Write Down When You’re On Your Way To Meet Your Blind Date.

  address/location 40 dates name 32 phone number 14 description of date 8

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• 26. What Would You Be Pleasantly Surprised To Receive On A First Date?

  Flowers Kiss/Affection Jewellery Candy

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• 27. Which Food That Gets Stuck In You Teeth Should Be Avoided On A Date?

  corn 33 spinach 23 popcorn 19 steak 11

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• 28. Name a question that gets asked on just about every first date

  How Old? How Are You? Have Kids? What Do You Do? What's Your Name?

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• 29. We surveyed 100 men...Name something women can do better than most men

  SHOP HOUSEWORK DRIVE THINK RATIONALLY COOK/BAKE BIRTH/RAISE KIDS TALK/NAG

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• 30. Name Something Distracting That You Shouldn’t Take With You On A Date.

  Cell Phone 58 Another Person 25 Ipod 8 Pet 5

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• 31. Name something wives do to try to please their mother-in-law

  Prepare Dinner Dinner Make Dinner

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• 32. Name a specific type of family function that your partner doesn’t always want to attend.

  reunion 45 wedding 34 funeral 9 birthday 7 dinner 5

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• 33. Past Or Present, Name A TV Couple Whose Marriage You Don’t Want To Emulate.

  Al/ Peggy Bundy Homer/Marge Simpson RoseAnn/ Dan Conner Archie/Edith Bunker

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• 34. Name A Weather Term That Can Also Describe Your Wife.

  hot 34 stormy/violent 23 cold/frigid 16 sunny 10 gloomy 9 icy 5

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• 35. What do most women expect most men to be really bad at?

  cooking 28 housework/ironing 17 making love 5 decorating 5 driving/directions 5 shopping 5 child bearing 4 dressing well 4

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• 36. Name a word some people use to describe their mother-in-law

  Witch Bat Prying Vampire Bat Probing Nosy Hag

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• 37. WOMEN ONLY: Name a way you can tell that a guy is a bachelor.

  no ring on his finger 39 clothes 14 flirt 8 dirty house 8 no food 2 nice car 2

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• 38. We asked 100 women: Using the theory that men are dogs, what breed are you most attracted to

  Boxer Labrador Shih Tzu German Shephard Golden Retriever Bulldog

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• 39. If a woman said her man was rated "G", what might the "G" stand for

  Gentlemen Gorgeous

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• 40. We asked 100 single women: Tell me something you have that has lasted longer than most of your relationships

  Shoes Jewelry

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• 41. Name an occasion a woman thinks is important and a man thinks is a nuisance.

  anniversary 62 valentine's day 18 cleaning house 4 wedding 3 birthday 3 mother's day 3 hair appointment 3

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• 42. We surveyed 100 married women...Name something that tires out your husband.

  job/work 27 exercise/walking 15 housework/chores 14 mowing/yard work 12 making love 11 baby-sitting/kids 5

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• 43. Tell me something most men think they can't live without

  SEX/WOMEN TELEVISION/REMOTE

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• 44. Name something men say they hate to give up when they get married

  Emancipation Celebrating Autonomy Liberty Drinking Freedom Merrymaking

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• 45. at a movie theater name something you hope your date doesnt do

  Burp/ Pass Gas Talk Loudly Smoke Show Affection Sob Fall Asleep

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• 46. when youre footing the bill at a restaurant name something you hope your date doesnt order

  Caviar Wine/champagne Steak Lobster

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• 47. Name something some people seem to need more of than other people do.

  money 34 love 18 attention 11 food 5 clothes 4 friends 3

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• 48. If Women Designed The Perfect Man, Name A Trait He Might Have

  Compassion Honesty Good Sense Of Humor Beautiful Eyes

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• 49. We surveyed 100 married women...When your husband is in the mood for love, what are you in the mood for?

  sleep 48 love 36 food 5 watch tv 4

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• 50. Name something a man would hate to run out of just before a date.

  money 26 condoms 22 cologne/aft'shave 20 deodorant 17 breath mints/gum 4

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• 51. Name Something That Your Boyfriend Does That Makes You Question Why You’re Still With Him.

  cheat 33 lie 26 drink 20 has gas in public 9 smokes 4 snore 4

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• 52. Name a gift from their husbands that wives have to sometimes pretend to like.

  clothes 49 appliance 15 jewelry 15 flowers 4 candy 4 sporting goods 3

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• 53. Name something women don't like to do with their husbands.

  shop 54 watch/play sports 19 argue 6 make love 5 watch movie/tv 3

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• 54. Word For Handsome Man You Would Feel Funny Saying

  Hunk Sexy Stud Cutie Hottie

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• 55. If You Were Dating A Real Knight In Shining Armor, Name Something You’d Have Difficulty Doing Together.

  kissing/snuggling 47 walking 19 dancing 14 eating 14

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• 56. Tell me something you would like to change about your partner.

  WEIGHT CLOTHES SMOKING WORK ETHIC

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• 57. We asked 100 married men…Name something you wouldn't dare buy without first asking your wife

  Clothes Catnip Furniture Jewelry Car Tools

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• 58. We surveyed 100 married women...Name something that your husband has bad taste in

  HIS CLOTHES/SHOES GIFT CHOICES FOOD/RESTAURANTS HOME DECOR

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• 59. Name Something You Might Know Your Partner’s Password For

  e mail 40 computer 23 bank account 20 credit card 7 voice mail 4

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• 60. We asked 100 women: Name a bad habit you think most men are born with

  Sloppiness Not Listening Lying Belching Tooting

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• 61. What Might A Woman Do On A First Date To Make You Suspect He Was An Undercover Cop?

  ask many questions 49 carries a gun 29 wears a badge 10 ask for id 6

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• 62. Name A Reason Why A Woman Calls Her Husband While He’s Out.

  check on him 34 pick something up 26 he's late 22 emergency/sick 7

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• 63. Name something a woman might lie about when trying to impress a man

  Adolescence Teenage Maturing

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• 64. Name a food you wouldn't eat before a date.

  Garlic 50 Onion 36 Beans 8 Cheese 5

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• 65. We asked 100 married women: Name something your husband tries to fix but often just makes it worse

  Fight Relationship Car Plumbing

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• 66. We surveyed 100 married women...If you didn't cook for your husband, what would he do?

  cook for himself 40 order out 35 complain/get mad 10 starve 10 go to his mom's 3

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• 67. What is something Dad always teases Mom about

  Fat Weight Her Weight Large Rotund

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• 68. Name a possession of yours they'd never try to bury you with.

  jewelry 29 car/truck 24 money 20 pet 7 tv 5 computer 3

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• 69. Name something men say they hate to give when they get married.

  freedom 64 partying 8 friends 8 other women 6 money 2

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• 70. We surveyed 100 married women...What do you hate to see your husband holding in his hand?

  remote control 21 alcohol 16 cigarette/cigar 11 tools 10 bills 8

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• 71. Name a gift your partner would not appreciate receiving.

  VACUUM 27 SOCKS 24 APPLIANCES 18 UNDERWEAR 14 DIVORCE PAPERS 9 NEW CLOTHES 8

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• 72. What Profession Would You Want Your Mate To Have Just Because Itd Be Useful Around The House

  plumber 27 carpenter 25 doctor 15 housekeeper 13 chef 7 electrician 5 mechanic 5

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• 73. Name A Sign The Man You’Re Dating Is A Caveman

  Beating On Chest Eating Habits Very Possessive Hair All Over Pull Hair Has Club Rude

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• 74. We surveyed 100 married women...Name something you wish your husband was an expert at doing.

  fixing things/car 36 housework/laundry 16 cooking 13 making money 10 making love 7 driving 4 take care of kids 3 yard work 3

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• 75. Name Something A Caveman Might Do To Impress A Cavewoman

  kill dinosaur 36 beat his chest 21 make fire 14 bring her meat 14 pull her by the hair 9

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• 76. Name something men might lie about in order to get a woman

  Adolescence Teenage Maturing Old Senior

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• 77. According to women: What would you miss most if men disappeared from Earth

  Romance Passion Amour Involvement Affair Adoration Love

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• 78. Some men are placing want ads for wives. Name one of the job requirements that might be listed.

  housekeeping 23 pretty 10 loving 9

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• 79. name something you call your best buddy that youd never call your girlfriend

  Bro Pal Dude Man

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• 80. If voodoo dolls really worked, name a person from your life you'd stick a pin in from time to time.

  an ex 19 spouse 18 boss/ex boss 15 sibling 12 the in-laws 12 a friend 6

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• 81. We surveyed 100 men...Name something specific no one can do as well as your mother could

  LOVE/CARE SEW NAG/COMPLAIN COOK CLEAN

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• 82. According To Commercials, What Product Should A Man Buy In Order To Have Women Flock To Him?

  cologne/aftershave 42 car 22 deodorant 17 shampoo 7 hair growth cream 4 beer 4

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• 83. We surveyed 100 men...Name something your wife might be desperate for

  CAR VACATION NEW HOUSE ATTENTION/LOVE

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• 84. We surveyed 100 married men...When your wife is talking to you, what are you thinking about?

  sex 27 topic at hand 23 i love her 22 golf/sports 7 why she complains 5

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• 85. Name A Trick Dogs Do That You Wish You Could Teach Your Partner

  Fetch  Beg  Roll Over  Be Quiet  Lay Down 

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• 86. Name Something A Man Does That Gets Him In The Doghouse With His wife.

  Infidelity Lie Stay Out Late Go Out Drinking Forget A Birthday Have An Argument Forget Anniversary

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• 87. We surveyed 100 married men...Name something about your wife you wouldn't dare criticize.

  her weight/figure 46 her cooking 19 hair/face 18 way she dresses 5 her parents 3

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• 88. If Your Husband Could Get One Quality From James Bond What Would You Want It To Be

  looks 49 charm 20 wealth 10 sophistication 9 british accent 4 fashion sense 3 intelligence 3

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• 89. Name something a wife doesn't like to see her husband doing on his day off

  Wants Slippers Video Game Golfing Nothing Watching Tv

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• 90. We asked 100 wives: Name something in the house that your husband could go a month without washing

  BEDDING FLOOR DISHES BATHROOM

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• 91. We Asked 100 Husbands! Name A Subject Your Wife Likes To Be The Expert On.

  Cooking 33 Intimacy 20 Money 19 Parenting 16 Fashion 4 Cleaning 4

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• 92. We surveyed 100 married men...Name something about your wife you wouldn't dare criticize

  HAIR/FACE HER COOKING WAY SHE DRESSES HER PARENTS HER WEIGHT/FIGURE

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• 93. We asked 100 married women: Which one of your husband's relatives do you like the least

  Sister Water Melted H... Black Hat She's Ugly Wants Slippers

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• 94. What Funny Things Does Your Spouse Do In Their Sleep?

  Talk 43

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• 95. Name A Piece Of Information You’d Include In A Personals Ad But Not On A Resume.

  age 57 height 13 marital status 12 weight 11 horoscope sign 4

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• 96. We surveyed 100 married women...What do you hate to see your husband holding in his hand

  REMOTE CONTROL TOOLS ALCOHOL CIGARETTE/CIGAR

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• 97. Name A Word Grooms Say They’ll Do At The Alter, But Probably Never Say After The Wedding

  Obey 39 Love 28 Cherish 15 Honor 11

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• 98. We surveyed 100 men...Name something you might ask a woman that could get you slapped.

  "hook up"/sex? 57 how 'bout a kiss? 15 how old are you? 12 how much weigh? 7 real hair/color? 4

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• 99. We surveyed 100 married men...Name something of yours you hide so your wife won't use it.

  money/credit card 27 keys 19 clothes/shoes 14 razor/shaver 14 tools 6 remote control 5 cell phone 3

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• 100. Tell me something you might to win over your in-laws

  Cook Nice Meals Grandchildren Dirty Dishes Gift Cards Windows

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