All "Humor" Related Family Feud Questions
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1. Name an animal your mate sounds like when he or she snores.
bear 25 pig 23 dog 18 lion 8 elephant 6 horse 5
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2. Name a popular excuse people give for not going to the gym.
tired 45 too busy 40 work 10 sick 5
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3. Name something a woman does when she turns fifty.
cries 17 facelift 14 celebrate 14 dyes hair 11 menopause 7 makeover 5 lies about age 5 takes a vacation 4
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4. Name something a woman looks forward to that a man dreads.
shopping 39 wedding/party 20 going out/dinner 10 anniversary 7 time with in-laws 5 valentine's day 5
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5. Name an occasion a woman thinks is important and a man thinks is a nuisance.
anniversary 62 valentine's day 18 cleaning house 4 wedding 3 birthday 3 mother's day 3 hair appointment 3
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6. Name something women don't like to do with their husbands.
shop 54 watch/play sports 19 argue 6 make love 5 watch movie/tv 3
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7. Name something a teen boy does to make himself look older.
mustache 53 build muscles 21 dress up 12 style his hair 10
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8. Name something about their mothers that kids brag about.
her cooking 52 looks 19 she's cool/nice 17 her job 9
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9. Past Or Present, Name A U.S. President Who You Wouldn’t Mind Having A Beer With.
bill clinton 44 george w bush 23 john f kennedy 17 barack oboma 6
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10. Tell Me An Excuse That A Tough Guy Might Give If He Were Caught Watching A Soap Opera
by mistake 32 for wife 31 asleep 25 hot actress 8
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11. The last time someone told you to hold on tight, what were you doing?
carnival ride 30 riding in a car 11 riding a bike 9 riding motorcycle 7 making love 7
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12. Tell me something you'd hate to be doing at home when the fire alarm goes off.
showering/bathing 39 sleeping 31 on the "throne" 14 making love 8 eating/cooking 5
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13. Which comedian has made the most money this year?
jerry seinfeld 18 drew carey 13 chris rock 10 adam sandler 9 jeff foxworthy 5 jay leno 4
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14. We surveyed 100 women...Name something you can do better than your mother could.
cook/bake 35 housework/laundry 7 sew 5 dance 5
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15. We surveyed 100 married women...Name a famous store you wish your husband owned.
macy's 18 tiffany & company 15 wal-mart 14 saks 5th avenue 6 starbucks 5 bloomingdale's 4
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16. We surveyed 100 men...When it comes to women, name something more important to you than a great bod.
good personality 42 brains/wisdom 19 kindness 12 money 8 beauty/looks 8
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17. We surveyed 100 single women...Tell me something you have that has lasted longer than most of your relationships.
shoes/clothes 17 jewelry/watch 13 house 10 car 9 friendships 8 pet 8 children 5 job 4
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18. What would you do if your spouse packed on 50 pounds?
deal with it 40 put on a diet 23 divorce 8 exercise 8 talk to 6 go shopping 3
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19. We surveyed 100 married women...Besides yourself, name someone who spends a lot of time with your husband.
co-worker/boss 34 his friends 25 the children 21 his mother 8 his mistress 5 his sibling 3 his dog/pet 2
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20. Besides Jesus, name a religious figure you would like to ride across the country with in a car.
moses 26 god 15 buddha 14 mary magdalene 8 mother theresa 7 dalai lama 7
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21. If your shirt accidentally caught on fire, what would be the best thing to do?
drop and roll 69 rip it off 17 splash water 8 jump in pool 3 jump in shower 2
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22. If you could miraculously become boss at work, what's the first thing you'd do?
give raises 42 fire people/boss 23 take a vacation 15 give days off 8 change hours 3
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23. If the United States is ever really invaded by aliens, which movie star is best-equipped to protect us?
a. schwarzenegger 33 will smith 18 tom cruise 7 sly stallone 5 harrison ford 5 mel gibson 4 vin diesel 3
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24. If fairy tales were written in modern times where might a princess meet her Prince Charming?
at a bar 56 at the store 28 at work 7 online dating site 3
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25. Name A Subject That Often Comes Up In Family Feud Question
food 37 family 32 dating/ marriage 9 movies 6 animals 5 sports 5 work 3
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26. Name Something You Might Know Your Partner’s Password For
e mail 40 computer 23 bank account 20 credit card 7 voice mail 4
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27. Name A Place An Animal Might Take A Bath, But You Never Would.
lake mud puddle dust birdbath
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28. Name An Accent That Many Americans Consider Sexy
french 34 italian 20 spanish 17 british 17 southern 4 australian 3 irish 3
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29. Name Something You’d Hate For Your Doctor To Forget Before Operating On You
anesthetic 42 wash hands 27 my name 7 procedure 6 rubber gloves 5 drugs 5
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30. Name A Holiday That’S More Fun For Adults Than Kids
new years valentine's day
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31. Name an excuse that a girl gives when she doesn't want to slow dance with a man.
feet hurt 24 tired 23 can't/won't dance 18 headache/ill 13 has a boyfriend 6 ladies' room 5
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32. Name a popular tattoo that you’d be shocked to see on a tough mob boss.
heart 40 flower 24 mom 16 butterfly 10 angel 6 fairy 3
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33. Name something that might be stolen from your car.
stereo 52 gps 12 cds 10 money 9 cell phone 3 laptop 2
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34. Name a possession of yours they'd never try to bury you with.
jewelry 29 car/truck 24 money 20 pet 7 tv 5 computer 3
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35. Name something a husband asks his wife to carry in her purse for him.
wallet/money 36 keys 26 cell phone 15 glasses 6 gun 5
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36. Name an excuse a husband gives for not going with his wife to church.
too tired 34 watching sports 28 sick/in pain 22 work around home 6 not religious 2 church is boring 2
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37. Name something a teenager would never do unless his parents insisted on it.
clean room 63 homework 8 get a job 5 time with family 4 thank you 3 sleep 2
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38. Name something you wish they'd get a new one of at the office.
photo copier 23 computer 19 boss 19 coffee maker 13 printer 9 chair 3
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39. Name a place you go so often, the people who work there know your name.
store 48 restaurant 10 church 10 bar 9 bank 6 doctor 4
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40. Name something funny someone could do to the family photo.
stick tongue out 33 make funny face 40 bunny ears 15 flip the bird 4 photobomb 4 costume 4
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41. Some men are placing want ads for wives. Name one of the job requirements that might be listed.
housekeeping 23 pretty 10 loving 9
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42. Tell me something that you’d prefer to do with strangers rather than family.
socialize 44 date 31 work 16 fight 5
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43. Tell me one thing people know about Shrek.
he's green 38 he's an ugly ogre 16 he's big 12 he's funny 11 cartoon/movie 7 he's nice 5
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44. What Profession Would You Want Your Mate To Have Just Because Itd Be Useful Around The House
plumber 27 carpenter 25 doctor 15 housekeeper 13 chef 7 electrician 5 mechanic 5
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45. We surveyed 100 married men...When your wife is talking to you, what are you thinking about?
sex 27 topic at hand 23 i love her 22 golf/sports 7 why she complains 5
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46. We surveyed 100 single women...Name something your parents always want to know about the man you're dating.
job/employed? 42 his age? 13 nice/personality? 12 income/rich? 9 what religion? 5 nice family? 5
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47. We surveyed 100 married women...When your husband isn't home, name a place you can be sure to find him.
work 38 bar 29 friend's house 10 family's house 10 sports/event 7
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48. Which extra piece of clothing might be worn to a strip poker game to delay taking off your essentials?
socks/stockings 27 undershirt 23 jacket 21 scarf 8 thermals 7 hat 4
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49. We surveyed 100 married men...Name something about your wife you wouldn't dare criticize.
her weight/figure 46 her cooking 19 hair/face 18 way she dresses 5 her parents 3
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50. Name A Word Grooms Say They’ll Do At The Alter, But Probably Never Say After The Wedding
Obey 39 Love 28 Cherish 15 Honor 11
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