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1. Who's usually the winner in a divorce: the husband, the wife, or the lawyer
TRASH CANS LAWYER XMAS STOCKING
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2. We surveyed 100 married men...Tell me something you're sure a robot could do better than your spouse can
COOK DRIVE XMAS STOCKING IRON/LAUNDRY CLEAN
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3. We surveyed 100 married women...When your husband isn't home, name a place you can be sure to find him
FRIEND'S HOUSE WORK BAR SPORTS/EVENT FAMILY'S HOUSE
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4. We surveyed 100 men...Name something your wife might be desperate for
CAR VACATION NEW HOUSE ATTENTION/LOVE
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5. Name something you'd hate to run out of if you lived in a submarine
AIR/OXYGEN WATER SOAP DEODORANT
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6. We surveyed 100 married women...Tell me one word that always gets a man's attention
MONEY HONEY SEX
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7. We surveyed 100 men...Which magazine cover would you like to be asked to pose for
SPORTS ILLUSTR'D GQ ROLLING STONE PLAYGIRL
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8. We surveyed 100 married women...Name a place where your husband spends so much time, he might as well live there
WORK/JOB BATHROOM GOLF COURSE BASEMENT BAR/CLUB
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9. We surveyed 100 men...Name something women can do better than most men
SHOP HOUSEWORK DRIVE THINK RATIONALLY COOK/BAKE BIRTH/RAISE KIDS TALK/NAG
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10. Name something in your house that's too big to throw at someone you're fighting with
Refrigerator Sofa Television
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11. We asked 100 married women: Name something your husband does around the house that scores major points with you
Cooks Cleans Watches Kids Fixes Things Yard Work
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12. Name a perk of driving Fred Flintstone’s car instead of yours
NO A/C NECESSARY TANGO GOOD EXERCISE NO FLAT/EASY TO FIX NO GAS IN A FIGHT
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13. We asked 100 wives: Name something your husband looks good swinging
HIS HIPS HAMMER BASEBALL BAT AXE GOLF CLUB
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14. We asked 100 wives: Name something in the house that your husband could go a month without washing
BEDDING FLOOR DISHES BATHROOM
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15. We asked 100 husbands: Name a place you go where your wife does most of the talking
BAR/NIGHTCLUB CHURCH FUNCTION FAMILY FUNCTION STORE/MALL SCHOOL FUNCTION
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16. Name something women have to compete with for their husband's attention
TV Sports
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17. Give me another word for "nonsense"
Prompt Foolish Absurd Ridiculous Silly
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18. Name an expense that's likely to skyrocket with a teen in the house
Clothing Car Insurance Sing Food
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19. How Can You Tell That The Ghost Haunting Your House Is A Comedian
Always Laughing Driving The Last Samurai
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20. We asked 100 men: Name something about a beautiful woman that could make her unattractive
Personality/ Attitude Has A Boyfriend Laundry
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21. We asked 100 men... Name an actress whose affection would have you jumping on Oprah's couch too!
Janet Jackson Cameron Diaz Madonna Halle Berry Paris Hilton Angelina Jolie
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22. We asked 100 single women: Tell me something you have that has lasted longer than most of your relationships
Shoes Jewelry
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23. if paris hilton went trick or treating what might she request instead of candy
Boyfriend Alcohol Money
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24. if you had to go into the witness protection program name something youd do to disguise yourself
Lose Or Gain Weight Wear A Wig Dye Hair Grow Facial Hair Cut Hair Plastic Surgery Wear Sunglasses
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25. if you had to live at the zoo what type of animal would be the easiest to have as your roommate
Monkey Giraffe Bird Elephant
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26. name a figure of speech people use to describe what their heart is doing
Fluttering Skipping A Beat Pumping Racing Aching Breaking Pounding
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27. name a gag store item that a jokester should leave home on a first date
Voice Mail Fake Vomit Whoopie Cushion Hand Buzzer Speed Dial Squirting Flower Mute
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28. name a job that a man might get just to be surrounded by female co workers
Construction Nurse/doctor Hairdresser Bartender Food Server Teacher
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29. name a popular topic of a blog aimed at women
Fashion Pregnancy Relationships Weight Family
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30. name a present that a woman probably wouldnt appreciate receiving from her husband
Tools Vacuum Blender
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31. name a section you see in most greeting card stores
Birthday Anniversary
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32. name a word that moms say to their children many times a day
No Be Quiet Freeze Stop I Love You Moly
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33. name a word used to describe someone whos funny
Joker Comedian
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34. name an excuse people use at a party to get away from a boring conversation
Not Feeling Well Bathroom Need A Drink
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35. name an excuse youd give to a cop to try and get out of a speeding ticket
Going To Hospital Need To Use Bathroom New In Town Late For Work
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36. name an occupation where people rarely wear their uniform after work
Fast Food Employee Police Officer Military Janitor Doctor
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37. name an occupation you wouldnt want your partner to have because its way too stressful
Police Officer Doctor
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38. name another way of saying that someone has a big ego
Wic Program Arrogant Cocky Big Head Conceited Stuck Up
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39. name something a kid would look for in a new house
Big Bedroom Swimming Pool Swingset Own Bathroom Back Yard
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40. name something a magician might wish he could make disappear permanently
Debt Audience Significant Other
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41. name something a married couple does together that causes their kid to say ill never do that
Kiss Fight Coughing Being Heckled Stutter
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42. name something a teens dad would ask her date when he came to the door
Name When Will You Be Home Age Where Are You Going
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43. name something in your garage that you cant use during winter
Bike Boat Lawn Mower Motorcycle
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44. name something kids use in the bathtub that an adult would look silly using
Bubble Bath Toy Boat Rubber Duck
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45. name something many grandpas have in common with santa claus
Beard Big Belly White Hair Generous
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46. name something robin hood wore that most men would never leave the house in
Stocks Tights Loans Feathered Hat Cloak/tunic Bloomers Mortgage
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47. name something you call your best buddy that youd never call your girlfriend
Bro Pal Dude Man
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48. name something you could do after a successful first date that would prevent you from getting a second date
Call Too Much Not Call Water Bottle Kiss Umbrella Say I Love You
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49. name something you often have to spell out while speaking to someone over the phone
Street/address E Mail Name
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50. tell me the age at which young people think they have it all figured out
16 14 18 13
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