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• 1. Name A Profession That’s Only Successful If People Are Laughing At Them.

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• 2. Name a part of your body that moves when you laugh.

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• 3. What Might You Want To Bring With You, When Babysitting An Infant Who Cries A Lot?

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• 4. Past or present, name the funniest person on TV.

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• 5. Name Something You Associate With Andy Kaufman?

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• 6. Name Something You Associate With Jerry Lewis.

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• 7. Name a comedian whose humor might be considered offensive.

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  jay leno 36 jerry springer 19 david letterman 13 oprah winfrey 10 wayne brady 4

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• 10. Name a word or phrase the Post Office stamps on a package.

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• 11. what might a mail carrier see in someones yard that would prevent him from delivering their mail

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• 13. Tell me something that can go wrong when you order food.

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• 14. besides a professional cyclist name a job that involves riding a bicycle

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• 19. Give me a word that means the opposite of “serious”.

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• 20. Name Something You Would Complain About When You Receive A Pizza Delivery

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• 32. Complaint Someone Might Have About Paper Boy

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• 50. Name An Excuse You Give To Get Off The Phone

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• 56. Name a clothing store that you would be embarrassed to see your parent shopping at.

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• 57. Name a word you would use for the sound a dog makes when it barks

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• 58. Name something a kid might leave behind on a school bus.

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• 60. Tell Me An Excuse A Man Might Give For Showing Up Late For A Date.

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• 62. Name a stationery item people sneak home from the office:

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• 63. Tell me a slang word or phrase used to refer to husbands.

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• 67. Name a reason you’d suspect that your babysitter was actually Mary Poppins.

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• 68. Name a gift a man would give his wife that she might consider an insult.

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• 69. a food that’s sloppy to eat.

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• 70. Name a kind of place you're embarrassed when your stomach rumbles.

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• 72. Name Something On TV That Causes People To Yell At Their Screens

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• 73. name an article of clothing thats too sexy for a woman to wear to the office

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• 74. Name the worst thing a policeman could find in your car.

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• 75. Name a punishment children get for bad behavior that wouldn't be very effective to use on criminals.

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• 76. Name something that might get bigger the older a person becomes.

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• 78. Name Something You Associate With Betty White.

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• 79. Name a sport with rowdy fans

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• 80. Name a place where it seems you're always in the line that isn't moving.

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• 81. Name Something A Hitchhiker Might Do To Get Noticed.

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• 83. Name An Occasion Or Place Where You Would Not Admit That You Don’t Like The Food.

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• 84. Which Famous Painter Would You Ask To Paint Your Portrait?

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• 87. which person in your life were you most nervous to introduce a partner to

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• 88. We Asked 100 Husbands: If Your Wife Had A Personal Assistant, Name Something They’d Be Asked To Do.

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• 90. Name a power you might get if you were bitten by a radioactive frog.

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• 91. Name An Appliance You Avoid Using When People Are Sleeping

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• 92. Name Something You Might Do On A First Date That Ruins It.

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• 93. Name Something Tourists Point Up At

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