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• 1. Name A Job You Would Only Do At Night

  night watch 48 bartender 16 entertainer 14 janitor 12 bouncer 7

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• 2. Name a kind of race that is hard to predict.

  horse racing 25 political race 24 nascar 12 rat race 9 the human race 8 dog race 3 turtle race 3

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• 3. Name a Hobby That Would Be Ironic For A Firefighter To Have.

  smoking 38 camping/campfire 27 fireworks 15 fire eating 14

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• 4. a reason someone might pretend to be asleep.

  To avoid doing the dishes 5 Dodging a phone call 4 Escaping a conversation 3 Evading household chores 3 Faking it during a boring meeting 6

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• 5. Name something a reporter wouldn't want to happen while on air live.

  pass gas 24 fall 17 bad weather 15 sneeze 13 say a swear 9 say wrong word 8 tech difficulties 5

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• 6. Name something a man might get his tie caught in.

  door 41 zipper 22 paper shredder 7 window 5 drawer 5

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• 7. Name something you might pretend to be sick to get out of.

  WORK SCHOOL JURY DUTY DATE

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• 8. Name a quality needed to be a supervillain’s minion.

  Evil Loyal Obedient Dumb Strength

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• 9. Name a bad job for someone who is afraid of dogs

  Postman Carrier Dogcatcher Letter Carrier Mailman Veterinarian The Pound

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• 10. Name A Reason A Game Show Host Might Get Fired

  cursing 30 intoxicated 25 rude 19 cheating 15 not funny 8

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• 11. Name A Profession That Makes People Laugh

  Tax Inspector  Politician  Comedian 

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• 12. Name A Profession You Shouldn’t Go Into If You Have Bad Aim.

  Police 44

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• 13. Name something that causes a person to laugh.

  Jokes 39 Being tickled 33 TV/Movie 13 Clown 11

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• 14. Name Something That Would Cause You To Quit Your Job On Your First Day

  rude boss 44 too stressfull 27 bad pay 14 long hours/schedule 8 dangerous 5

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• 15. Name an animal you would not want to see sitting on your car

  Skunk Elephant Bear

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• 16. Name something you might get caught doing if you forgot you were in an invisible jet.

  USING THE BATHROOM KISSING NOSE PICKING UNDRESSING SLEEPING

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• 17. Name Something That Glows

  Lights  Glow Worms  Candles  Stars  Firefly 

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• 18. Name something you wish you'd been born with

  GOOD LOOKS/HAIR HEIGHT BETTER BODY MONEY

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• 19. Name something accidentally gets stuck on the roof:

  frisbee 34 ball 33 cat 10 kite 10 leaves 4 newspaper 3

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• 20. Name something a person might get caught in.

  Rain 1 Lie 1 Trap 1 Traffic 1 Net 1

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• 21. We surveyed 100 men: Name something of yours that's dirty

  My Car My Clothes/shoes My Body My Mind My Dishes My Floor/room

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• 22. Name Something People Ride For A Thrill

  Rollercoaster  A Car  Ferris Wheel  Motor Bike  Merry Go Round 

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• 23. Name something people sometimes bang on when it’s not working

  COMPUTER TV/REMOTE VENDING MACHINE

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• 24. Name something you'd do if you could get away with it.

  rob a bank 27 not work 14 lie 6 not pay taxes 4 speed 4 cheating 3

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• 25. Other Than A Bull, Name A Big Clumsy Animal

  Elephant Cow Horse Bear Hippo Rhino Moose

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• 26. Real Occupation A Kid Might Idolize Like Superhero

  Fireman Doctor Police Singer Athlete Pilot Astronaut

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• 27. Name A Reason A Mail Man Might Have A Bad Day On His Route

  Got Bit By A Dog 52 Rain 39

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• 28. Name A Profession Where You Might Be Called A Shark

  loan shark 31 gambler 21 pool player 15 lawyer 14 car dealer 8 agent 6 politition 5

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• 29. Name something you wish you could bring to work.

  pets 26 kids 24 tv 17 bed 14 pillows 11 alcohol 7

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• 30. Name A Complaint A Circus Clown Might Have About His Job

  bad kids 29 too many kids 13 low pay 13 smells bad 10 no one laughs 10 costumes are hot 10 gets tired 7

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• 31. Name something that is hard to do with your eyes open.

  Sleep 1 Sneeze 1 Kissing 1 Swimming 1

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• 32. Name something that can be engaged.

  People 1 Phone 1 Toilet 1 Gear 1

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• 33. Name something that makes a sound when you open it.

  soft drink 48 car door 15 house door 10 canned food 9 refrigerator door 5 jack in the box 4 champagne 3 music box 2

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• 34. Name a kind of workman everybody complains about.

  plumber 24 construction 18 sanitation worker 12 police officer 4 tv repair person 4 mail carrier 4

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• 35. the lumpiest part of your body.

  Belly 1 Rump 1 Thigh 1 Chest 1 Arms 1 Hips 1

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• 36. Name something people let pile up.

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• 37. would be the worst thing to be allergic to?

  Food 1 People 1 Water 1 Animals 1 Money 1

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• 38. me something that often doesn’t start when it’s supposed to.

  Car 1 Movie 1 Wedding 1 Lawn mower 2 Meeting 1 Sporting event 2

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• 39. name a nuisance most people have to deal with if they work downtown

  Parking Noise Crowds Commute

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• 40. Name a body part that gets wrinkled.

  fingers 36 eyes 24 foreheads 19 noses 12 neck 9

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• 41. Name Something That A Waitress On Roller Skates Would Say Is Her Mortal Enemy. (More Specific Than Food/Drinks)

  rocks 32 wet floor 26 hot coffee 18 cracks/bumps 13 condiments/dressing 7

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• 42. Name something kids would demand instead of paychecks if an office hired them.

  candy 57 toys 32 video games 11

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• 43. Name Something That Is Easily Blocked

  Drain  Nose  Sink  Toilet  Ears 

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• 44. name something in your life that you wish had come with instructions

  Body Holidays Kids Washing Machine Marriage/ Dating

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• 45. Name an occupation kids think is heroic:

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• 46. Name something that would make you feel guilty if you did it all day long.

  Sleep Eat Read Shop Watch TV

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• 47. Name a reason you might not want to go into a swimming pool.

  dirty 48 cannot swim 23 cold 12 afraid 7 just ate 3

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• 48. Name something you might find in the trunk of the car.

  SPARE TIRE 59 TIRE IRON 18 JUMPER CABLES 13 DEAD BODY 10

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• 49. Name something people overdo.

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• 50. Name a food you lick off your fingers.

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• 51. Name something you buy that's disposable.

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• 52. Tell me something it would be impossible to do standing up.

  sleep/lie down 50 drive 13 go 2! 9 socks/shoes on 5 make love 4

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• 53. Name something people do on their hands and knees

  EXERCISE LOOK FOR ITEM CRAWL PLAY PRAY SCRUB/CLEAN

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• 54. Name Something You Might Practice

  Piano  Singing  Driving  Guitar  Tennis  Golf 

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• 55. name Something A Celebrity Hopes Wont Happen While On Stage To Accept An Award

  fall 43 forget speech 22 loose voice 11 faint 6 cry 4 drop award 3

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• 56. Name Something Other People Do You Find Irritating

  Queue Jump  Ignorance & Stupidity  Noisy Eaters  Liars  Loud Music  Smoking 

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• 57. Name someone who might have a halloween prank played on them.

  Teachers Parents Kids Friends Neighbors

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• 58. Name Something That Doesn’t Have A Characteristic Of President

  Deceptiveness Middle Aged Male White Handsome Smart Wealthy

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• 59. Name Something You Tap.

  foot 34 table 16 fingers 16 drum 12 pencil 12 beer keg 12 feet 47

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• 60. Name something show-offs show off.

  car 33 looks 33 money 17 talents 9 jewelry 4 their tattoos 2

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• 61. Name something that can put a spring in someone's step.

  LOVE 50 MONEY 16 CAFFEINE 13 COMPLIMENTS 10 JOB PROMOTION 7 HAPPINESS 4 GETTING LUCKY VITAMINS SUNSHINE WEATHER

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• 62. Name An Occupation That Keeps You On Your Feet

  Shop Assistant  Nurse  Waiter / Waitress  Police Officer  Hairdresser  Runner 

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• 63. Name A Type Of Glove That Is Not Used For Warmth

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• 64. Name something you refill.

  prescription 44 bottle 21 gas tank 19 soda 10 cup of coffee 6

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• 65. Name something you don't want to do when you're tired.

  send us your answers! 10 work 44

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• 66. In the shower, which part of the body is soaped first?

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• 67. Name Something There Are Seven Of.

  dwarfes 28 deadly sins 23 wonders of the world 15 days per week 14 seas 9 continents 5

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• 68. Name Something You Must Remember To Lock

  Door  Car  House 

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• 69. Name Something You Eat By The Handful

  Popcorn  Crisps  Nuts  Chips 

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• 70. Name something that's hard to stay on

  Skateboard Glenn Beck Bull Bronco Diet

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• 71. Name something people often lose

  Keys 33 Money 31 Wallet 26 Phone 24 Head%2ftemper 12 Umbrella 4

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• 72. Name A Kind Of Drink You Wouldnt Want To Have Spilled On You

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• 73. Give me a phrase that begins with the words "Get a..."

  get a life 56 get a job 33 get a grip 7 get away 2

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• 74. Name another word for a liar.

  Fibber Storyteller Cheat Sneak Untrustworthy

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• 75. Name Something That Goes Up And Down

  Elevator 58 Seesaw 16 Yo Yo 11 Thermometer 5 Ball 4 Airplane 2

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• 76. Fill in the blank: Hold the ____.

  Phone 1 Door 1 Mayo 1 Elevator 1 Line 1

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• 77. What animal is the most important to mankind

  Ape Cattle Electronics Dog

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• 78. Tell me something that's harder to do backwards than forwards.

  walk 39 run 17 drive 10 ice-skate/skate 7 ride a bike 5 read 5

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• 79. Name something you might put on your lap

  Laptop Cat Baby Bag

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• 80. Name something at breakfast that you might have two of

  Eggs

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• 81. Name first date faux pas

  Talking about ex‎ 26 Being late‎ 24 Coming on too strongly/saying I love you‎ 18 Talking nonstop‎ 16 Forgetting wallet‎ 15

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• 82. Name a dangerous occupation

  Stunt Person Five-o Police Officer Firefighter Cops Fuzz Officer

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• 83. name something on which you might need your boss signature

  Raise Pay Check Check Vacation Request Contract

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• 84. name something youd hate to be chased by

  Dog Lion Alcohol Kissing Police Bear Chocolates

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• 85. Name something you might do to refresh yourself.

  take a shower 58 drinking water 10 wash face 9 sleep 8 brush teeth 5

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• 86. Name Someone Specific Who You wouldnt Want Viewing Your Facebook Page

  parent 44 boss 31 ex 17 partner 4 kids 3

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• 87. Name something that dries up when it gets old.

  Grapes Flowers Bread Prunes Glue Apples

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• 88. Name Something You See In Every Public Bathroom.

  toilet 29 sink 26

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• 89. Describe a bad occupation for someone who can't swim.

  lifeguard 81 sailor 6 diver 4 swimming instructor 4 fisherman 3

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• 90. Name A Job That Involves A Lot Of Cutting

  Hairdresser  Butcher  Lumberjack  Gardening / Pruning  Chef  Film Director 

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• 91. What do many people look back on as the most frightening day of their lives?

  wedding day 29 accidents 19 sept.11 9 birth of child 7 first day of new... 5 storm 4

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• 92. Name something people are allergic to

  Poison Ivy Mites Ivy Spores Ragweed Pollen

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• 93. While salaries have gone down, name something that's gone up.

  gas prices 57 food prices 19 the cost of living 7 inflation 5 taxes 3 debt 2 unemployment 2 anger 2

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• 94. Name Something Arnold Schwarzenegger Would Look Silly In

  Dress Skateboard Fireman Little Bee

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• 95. Name something that is sticky.

  glue 33 gum 20 candy 11 honey 13 syrup 10 tape 8 peanut butter 8

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• 96. Name A Type Of Professional Who Might Overcharge If You Don’t Know Any Better.

  mechanic 42 lawyer 23 doctor/dentist 19 plumber 6 car salesperson 5

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• 97. What might you wear to a job interview in order to appear smarter?

  glasses 46 blazer 37 tie 8 dress 3

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• 98. Name a job that, for one reason or another, would be too hard for you.

  doctor 26 construction 24 nurse 13 police officer 8 athlete 6 teacher 5

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• 99. Name an occupation where telling lies is all in a day's work.

  politician 35 lawyer 26 sales 17 telemarketer 3 cia agent 2 reporter 2

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• 100. Name an occupation in which you’re either loved or hated

  JUDGE POLICE OFFICER ATHLETE POLITICIAN TEACHER LAWYER

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