All "Funny" Related Family Feud Questions
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1. What might the kids be doing in the backseat to make mom say she’s turning the car around?
fighting 62 crying 21 complaining 9 kicking seat 8
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2. What one thing about a vacation costs the most money?
lodging 57 airfare 19 food 18 gas 2
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3. What job might a mom be asking of her husband when she passes the baby and says “your turn”?
change diaper 40 feed baby 29 put baby to bed 20
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4. Which airline employee probably has the most exciting work stories?
pilot 47 flight attendant 40 baggage checker 7 traffic controller 4
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5. What might your cell phone say to you if it could talk?
get off me 23 charge me 22 hello 17 answer me 15 stop texting 13 shut up 10
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6. When toddlers feed themselves, where does most of the food go?
on the floor 37 clothes/bibs 28 on their faces 18 on laps/bodies 8 high chair/tray 4 in their hair 2
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7. When you're on a plane flight, name something you worry the pilot is doing in the cockpit.
sleeping 51 drinking 29 daydreaming 8 reading 5 smoking 4
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8. What is hell to you?
hot 37 fire 24 work 17 the devil 13 bad 9
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9. We surveyed 100 women...Name something you bought because it was guaranteed to turn a man on.
lingerie/nightie 55 perfume/cologne 28 sexy dress 8 sexy high heels 5
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10. When kids ask where babies come from name an answer that parents give.
the stork 56 heaven 16 a cabbage patch 7 mom's tummy 7 the hospital 6 santa claus 3
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11. We surveyed 100 married women...If your husband asked you for a divorce Sunday night, what's the first thing you would do Monday morning?
see lawyer/file 35 leave house 17 kick him out 12 clean out bank 10 change locks 7 ask him why? 4
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12. What excuse would a kid give their teacher for not turning in their homework?
"dog ate it" 54 "forgot" 19 "was sick" 11 "lost it" 7 "computer broke" 3 don't have books 3
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13. Which country has the smartest men?
united states 55 china 16 japan 16 germany 5 italy 2
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14. We surveyed 100 married women...Name something you wish your husband was an expert at doing.
fixing things/car 36 housework/laundry 16 cooking 13 making money 10 making love 7 driving 4 take care of kids 3 yard work 3
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15. Apart from horses, name something you might see at a horse race.
jockeys 35 hats 19 people 12 bookies 6 punters 3
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16. After their parents say no name something kids do to get what they want.
cry/whine 53 beg 12 tantrum/scream 9 ask someone else 8 pout 5
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17. Besides A Wild Cat, Name Something That “Roars.”
engine 26 bear 21 crowd 19 waterfall/water 13 fire 11 thunder 8
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18. Besides a napkin, name something a person uses to wipe their mouth with.
shirt 24 paper towel 17 handkerchief 16 towel 14 hands 9 wet rag 5
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19. Dogs chase cars. What do people chase?
people/kids 32 money 20 dreams 17 buses 10 ambulances 5 pets 5
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20. Give me an everyday expression that uses the word "dog."
dog days 16 doggone it 15 dog-eat-dog world 14 what's up, dawg? 8 you dog 6
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21. Give me a word or phrase beginning with the word "mouth."
mouthwash 45 mouth off 15 mouth-to-mouth 13 mouthpiece 10 mouth of a river 3 mouthguard 3 mouthwatering 3
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22. If A Husband Found Out That His Wife Had A Bad Day At Work, Name Something He Might Do To Make Her Feel Better.
cook dinner 48 give a massage 17 giver her flowers 16 prepare a bath 8 take her out 4 comfort her 4
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23. Instead Of A Dollar, What Might A Pirate’s Kid Find Under Her Pillow When She Loses A Tooth?
gold coin 45 eye patch 28 sword 14 hook 8 jewels 7 parrot 5
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24. If Your Car Could Talk Name Something It Might Complain About
driving to fast 26 wash me 25 not enough gas 14 being run too much 10 irregular oil change 8 too much weight 5 left in the rain 4
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25. If Your Boss Finds You Sleeping On The Job What Excuse Might You Give For Having Your Closed Eyes
thinking/ concentrating 53 headache/ allergies 24 praying/ meditating 8 something in eye 5 contact lens/ dry eyes 5
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26. If Youre Driving In The Middle Of No Where What Animal Might You See Crossing The Street
deer 50 cow 24 moose 10 rat 3
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27. If You Were Turned Into A Bee, Name Something You’d Have To Learn How To Do.
make honey 39 fly 36 sting 11 collect pollen 9
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28. If Fred Flintstone Was Your Neighbor Name Something You Wouldnt Ask To Borrow
car 45 clothes/shoes 24 food 15 lawn mower 8 phone 3
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29. If You Asked A Six-Year-Old, Name Something They’d Tell You About The Moon.
made of cheese man lives in it round astronauts landed big bright far away
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30. If You Lived On Sesame Street Which Character Would Get On Your Nerves
big bird 41 elmo 19 oscar 15 cookie monster 14 ernie 4 grover 3 bert 3
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31. If Your License Has Expired, How Do You Get To The DMV To Renew It?
bus 25 drive anyway 23 walk 19 ask a friend 16 take a cab 11 bike 4
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32. If You Wanted To Break Out Of Jail, Name Something You Might Tell Your Mom To Bake In A Cake.
file hack saw chisel
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33. If all the talk show hosts were at a dinner party, who would monopolize the conversation?
oprah winfrey 36 dr. phil 14 rosie o'donnell 6 barbara walters 5 tyra banks 5 jay leno 4
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34. If You Were Married To An NBA Star, What Might You Have To Get On Your Tip Toes To Do.
kiss 52 hug 25
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35. If a 10-year-old became president, what's the first thing they would outlaw?
school/homework 47 bedtime 26 parents 12 eating vegetables 10
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36. If you were called to take part in an amateur talent contest, name something you might do.
sing 60 dance 18 tell jokes 9 play instruments 5 juggle 4 read 2
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37. If King Kong were put in a zoo, name something the zoo would need.
a big cage 63 a lot of food 11 high security 10 chains 6 tranquilizers 4
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38. Instead of the usual instrumental music, what kind of music would you be surprised to hear playing in an elevator?
rock 44 rap 37 heavy metal 14 country 3
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39. If you were reincarnated as an animal, which animal would you like to be?
dog 27 bird 18 cat 16 lion 6 tiger 5 dolphin 5 horse 5 butterfly 5
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40. If Doc were to examine the other 6 Dwarfs who might he suggest a prescription for?
sneezy 31 sleepy 24 grumpy 22 dopey 12 bashful 9
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41. Motor-Mouth is a one word of expression that ends in "mouth". Name another.
big mouth 32 loud mouth 17 potty mouth 12 dirty mouth 8 blabber mouth 6 bad mouth 3
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42. Name A Reason Other Than Hard Work That Your Boss Would Give You A Raise
dating the boss 24 on time/ attendance 16 blackmail 12 sucking up 5
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43. Name Something A Costume Character May Have To Remove Their Head To Do
eat 56 get a drink 17 talk 12 breath 9 see 5
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44. Name A Place Where Its Okay To Be Loud
concert 48 outdoors 16 bar 14 party 11 athletic event 9
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45. Name A Coffee Drink People Order While Theyre Out But Cant Make At Home
late 62 esspresso 17 mocha 10 cappuccino 10
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46. Name A School Supply That You Haven’t Used Since You Were Young.
crayon 38 ruler 25 pencil/eraser 18 paste/glue 11 compass 5
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47. Name Something That A Person Might Ask To Have Signed
check 33 photo 13 contract 12 shirt 11 book 10 ball 6 petition 6
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48. Name The Worst Thing About Being On Noah’s Ark.
crowded 33 smell 23 animals 19 cleaning up 6 storms 6 boredom 5
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49. Name Something Of Your That The Dog Likes To Play With.
shoes 40 socks 30 ball 25 newspaper 3
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50. Name A Piece Of Information That Can Be Found On A Prescription Bottle.
patient name 33 directions 30 date/expiration 16 drug/ingredients 11 doctor/contact 8
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