1. Tell Me An Excuse For Not Going To Work That No One Really Believes(4 answers)

     Sick( 63 points)
     Car Trouble( 12 points)
     Traffic( 9 points)
     Overslept( 6 points)

2. Name A Type of Greeting Card That You See A Lot Of In The Spring.(4 answers)

     Easter( 48 points)
     Mothers Day( 25 points)
     Wedding( 12 points)
     Graduation( 11 points)

3. Without Seeing Them Steal, Name Something That You’d See A Person Do To Make You Suspicious That They’re Shoplifting.(4 answers)

     Looking Around( 59 points)
     Big Coat( 25 points)
     Hands In Pocket( 9 points)
     Run( 3 points)

4. Name Something Bad That Might Happen TO A Magician’s Assistant During A Performance.(4 answers)

     Cut In Half( 46 points)
     Disappear( 25 points)
     Trip( 14 points)
     Get Hit By A Knife( 13 points)

5. Name Something That Often Looks Better In Advertised Pictures Than In Real Life.(4 answers)

     Food( 56 points)
     Clothes( 20 points)
     People( 14 points)
     Cars( 8 points)

6. Name A Common Gag Gift At An “Over The Hill” Birthday Party.(4 answers)

     Cane( 45 points)
     Diapers( 31 points)
     Black Balloons( 9 points)
     Glasses( 4 points)

7. Name An Occasion Where It’d Be Embarrassing To Show Up Empty Handed.(4 answers)

     Wedding( 46 points)
     Birthday( 41 points)
     Christmas( 7 points)
     Baby Shower( 5 points)

8. Name Something A Kid Might Get To Do When Sleeping Over At A Friend’s House That He Doesn’t Do At Home(4 answers)

     Stay Up( 85 points)
     Eat In Bed( 7 points)
     Play Games( 2 points)
     Watch Scary Movie( 2 points)

9. What Do Some People Look To For Relationship Guidance, That You Don’t Believe In?(4 answers)

     Therapist( 38 points)
     Psychic( 23 points)
     Books( 14 points)
     Horoscope( 12 points)