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1. Name a holiday where you can count on the banks being closed
CHRISTMAS
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2. Give me a word that rhymes with "spouse."
LOUSE MOUSE DOUSE HOUSE
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3. Name something you'd hate to lose at the mall
KEYS PURSE/WALLET
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4. Give a word to describe something that is untrue
FIB FALSE/FALSEHOOD LIE/LIAR FAKE
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5. Name something you don't want to find in restaurant food
HAIR FLY DIRT
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6. Name something babies love to throw
TOYS TANTRUM FOOD
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7. Name something you've been bitten by
DOG MOSQUITO
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8. Name a specific part of a skinny dipper that usually doesn't look so skinny
STOMACH HIPS BOTTOM
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9. We surveyed 100 married men...Name something about your wife you wouldn't dare criticize
HAIR/FACE HER COOKING WAY SHE DRESSES HER PARENTS HER WEIGHT/FIGURE
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10. We surveyed 100 married men...When your wife is talking to you, what are you thinking about
GOLF/SPORTS WHY SHE COMPLAINS SEX TOPIC AT HAND I LOVE HER
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11. Name something little boys don't like
VEGETABLES DOLLS BATHS GIRLS
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12. We surveyed 100 married women...Name a part of your husband's body you think is cute
TUSH CHEST SMILE/LIPS
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13. Name an occupation whose members have to be especially careful with their fingers
DOCTOR MACHINIST/DRILLER MUSICIAN HAND MODEL BUTCHER
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14. We surveyed 100 men...Name an article of clothing you'd like to wear most if you had to dress up like a woman
PANTIES/THONG DRESS HEELS/SHOES
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15. Tell me something that's supposed to keep you young
FACE CREAM/LOTION VITAMINS/HERBS EXERCISE
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16. We surveyed 100 men...Name something of yours that's dirty
MY CLOTHES/SHOES MY DISHES MY FLOOR/ROOM MY CAR MY BODY MY MIND
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17. Name a reason why a spouse might end up spending the night on the couch
DRUNK SNORING TIRED/FELL ASLEEP ARGUMENT CAME HOME LATE
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18. Name a subject at school you'd hate to find out a ten-year-old knows more about than you
SEX EDUCATION SCIENCE HISTORY MATH
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19. If you were literally in the doghouse for the night, name something you'd like in there with you
FOOD/WATER BLANKET/PILLOW TV BOOK/BIBLE
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20. Give me a word that rhymes with "bump."
LUMP RUMP STUMP JUMP HUMP
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21. We surveyed 100 married women...If your husband asked you for a divorce Sunday night, what's the first thing you would do Monday morning
CHANGE LOCKS KICK HIM OUT SEE LAWYER/FILE CLEAN OUT BANK LEAVE HOUSE ASK HIM WHY?
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22. Name an animal whose name children mispronounce
ALLIGATOR HIPPOPOTAMUS GIRAFFE RHINOCEROS CROCODILE
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23. Name an occupation in which you'd get to hear a lot of good gossip
SECRETARY/RECEPT. REPORTER HAIRDRESSER NURSE OPERATOR CLERGY
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24. What's the last thing you did before you left the house this morning
LOCKED DOOR DRANK COFFEE/ATE BRUSHED TEETH TOOK CARE OF PETS KISSED FAMILY BYE TURNED LIGHTS OFF
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25. Name a type of receipt that a wife might find in her cheating husband's pocket
LINGERIE/CLOTHES JEWELRY STORE RESTAURANT HOTEL/MOTEL PERFUME FLORIST
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26. We surveyed 100 married men...Name something you get every single Valentine's Day
CANDY/CHOCOLATE CARD KISS/LOVE COLOGNE
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27. We surveyed 100 men...If you wanted to be a ladies' man, name something you would need
BIG BUCKS FINE THREADS HAVE A GOOD JOB FLASHY CAR HANDSOME FACE CHARM/GIFT OF GAB HAVE BUFF BOD
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28. We surveyed 100 women...Name something, late at night, you might ask your husband to do for you
HONEY, I'M HUNGRY HONEY, GET LIGHTS HONEY, GET DRINK HONEY, MASSAGE HONEY, TRASH OUT HONEY, SNORING HONEY LET'S DO IT
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29. Name something you'd never sell even if you were flat broke
MY HOUSE MY IMMORTAL SOUL MY BODY MY CAR MY CHILDREN RING/JEWELRY DRUGS
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30. Name something that starts with "Mind your..."
BRAVEHEART OWN BUSINESS
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31. Name something that always breaks down at the worst possible time
CAR BRAVEHEART
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32. Tell me something parents are always telling their kids to close
BRAVEHEART DOOR
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33. Something people do at a scary movie
SCREAM BRAVEHEART
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34. We asked 100 married men...In a word, why did you get married
LOVE BRAVEHEART
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35. Name someone with the last name of Boone
BRAVEHEART DANIEL
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36. Name a colorful president
BILL CLINTON BRAVEHEART
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37. Name something specific that people use to scare burglars away
BRAVEHEART ALARM SYSTEM
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38. Name something that helps people stay dry
UMBRELLA BRAVEHEART
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39. Name something it would be unwise to do at the office Christmas party
BRAVEHEART GET DRUNK
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40. On what day of the week are most banks held up
FRIDAY BRAVEHEART
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41. Name something that's described as "precious."
CHILDREN/FAMILY DIAMONDS/JEWELS LIFE/HEALTH PETS
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42. Name a body part that's on a woman and a chicken
BREASTS NECK LEGS/THIGHS FEET/CLAWS
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43. Name a kind of chief
FIRE CHIEF KANSAS CITY CHIEF POLICE CHIEF INDIAN CHIEF
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44. Name something that's usually the job of the first person to get up in the morning
WALK DOG COFFEE/BREAKFAST WAKE UP KIDS TURN HEAT ON
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45. Name something that makes a person's nose run
COLD WEATHER ALLERGIES COLD/FLU SPICY FOOD
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46. Name something that parents can't wait for their children to get out of
ADOLESCENCE OUT OF HOUSE OUT OF DIAPERS SCHOOL/COLLEGE
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47. [We may or may not have surveyed 100 11-year-olds...]Name someone that kids tell lies to
GRANDPARENTS PARENTS TEACHERS FRIENDS/KIDS
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48. Tell me something you'd better remember to put on in the morning or you won't feel right all day
CONTACTS/GLASSES UNDERWEAR/CLOTHES DEODORANT
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49. Name something people check as soon as they wake up
KIDS/BABY TIME/ALARM PHONE/VOICEMAIL
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50. Name something Shaquille O'Neal probably has to bend down to do
PICK UP/PLAY BALL GET THROUGH DOOR SHOES/SOCKS ON HUG/KISS
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