All "Funny" Related Family Feud Questions
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1. What excuses would a kid give their teacher for not turning in their homework?
"dog ate it" 54 "forgot" 19 "was sick" 11 "lost it" 7 don't have books 3 "computer broke" 3
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2. While in flight what would you hate to see the pilot doing instead of flying the plane?
napping 50 drinking 25 using phone 8 reading 7 snacking 5 socializing in cabin 3
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3. When you go to a party, name a good excuse to give as your exit strategy.
emergency 28 i'm tired 17 check on kids 16 feel sick 14 waking up early 8 other engagement 3
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4. When you sneak out of work and get caught, name the reason you give for leaving.
"felt sick" 49 family/emergency 30 dr./dentist appt. 7 get a bite/lunch 4 "went to smoke" 3
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5. We surveyed 100 married women...When your husband is in the mood for love, what are you in the mood for?
sleep 48 love 36 food 5 watch tv 4
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6. We surveyed 100 women...Name a beautiful actress whose luck with men is just as bad as yours.
jennifer lopez 39 halle berry 10 liz taylor 10 angelina jolie 8 jennifer aniston 7 julia roberts 5
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7. What kind of high school clubs do you think Bill Gates was in?
computer 32 chess 24 debate 10 glee club 7 boy scouts 7 math 7 science 6
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8. We surveyed 100 women...What do you do when you discover there's a mouse in the house?
set trap 43 scream 24 get a cat 10 run/leave house 10 call someone/ext. 9 jump on chair/bed 3
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9. What is the first thing you do when you get off a long airplane flight?
stretch 40 find bathroom 19 get luggage 15 thank god 9 smoke 4 find family/friend 3 have a drink 3
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10. When kids don't want to go to school, name an illness that's easy for them to fake.
stomach ache 57 sore throat 12 fever 9 cold 9 headache 7
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11. When kids complain that they're bored, name something parents tell them to do.
play 37 chores 27 read book 24 homework 7 watch tv 3
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12. We surveyed 100 men...Name something you'd better not interrupt a woman while she's doing it.
talking/arguing 44 shopping 18 bathing/bathroom 7 sleeping 7 eating 6 watching tv/movie 5 fixing hair 4
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13. We surveyed 100 married women...Name a reason you'd sleep in a separate bed.
angry 27 snoring 17 sick 13 no desire hubby 10 don't like a/c 8
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14. We surveyed 100 women...Name something you compliment a man on just to feed his ego.
his looks 37 his clothes 22 good body/strong 20 great personality 7 he smells good 4 his brain 3 his job 3
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15. At The End Of A Work Day, Name Something You’re Usually Tired Of
paperwork 40 people 30 standing/sitting 10 boss 8 talking 4 computer 4
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16. As Harry Potter gets older, name a part of his body that gets more hairy.
face 38 chest 35 arm 8 ears 5 head 3 back 3
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17. At a nightclub what would you hate to be doing when the music suddenly stopped?
dancing 56 singing along 26 screaming 10 smooching 6
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18. Besides Coughing, What’s Something You Can’t Stop Yourself From Doing?
sneezing 52 getting hiccups 11 breathing 11 blinking 7 laughing 6 eating/drinking 5
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19. Besides The Star, Name Someone That Might Ride In A Rock Star’s Tour Bus.
manager driver groupies band agent journalist bodyguard
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20. Besides Swimming Name Something People Do To Stay Cool In The Summer
cold drinks 26 eat ice cream 18 use a fan 17 cold shower 14 air conditioning 14 sit in shade 6
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21. Besides Richard Karn, name a famous Richard.
richard nixon 34 richard gere 14 richard burton 9 richard pryor 7 richard dawson 6
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22. Besides snow, name something you would need to make a snowman.
carrot 21 coal 19 hat 13
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23. Besides Fly, Name Soemthing Birds Do A Lot Of.
poo 18 eat 13
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24. Besides another person, tell me something else you've kissed.
pet 64 photograph 5 stuffed animal 5 the ground 4 rabbit's foot 4
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25. Besides a baby, name something you might see in a crib.
blanket 35 toys 22 teddy 20 rattle 6 pillow 5
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26. Finish This Sentence: I’d Never Stay In A Hotel That Didn’t Have _____.
a bed 28 room service 26 running water 24 a tv 10 a pool 8 internet 3
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27. Give me a slang term for someone who's afraid.
scaredy-cat 55 chicken 24 punk 13 coward 6 sissy 2
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28. Give me a word or phrase that contains the word "belly."
belly dancer 32 belly button 17 belly-up/to bar 17 bellyache 11 jelly belly 6
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29. If You Were Married To A Pirate What Might You Often Receive For A Gift
gold coins 47 jewelry 16 parrot 14 eye patch 11 rum 9
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30. if A Mouse Pad Were A Place Where Bachelor Mice Lived What Would You Likely Find Inside
cheese bar 63 beer 18 dirty clothes 6 female mice 3 mini tv 3
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31. If There Were No Clean Plates What Might You Eat Over
napkin 35 sink 25 table 15 bowl 13 hand 7
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32. If Superman Got Old Like The Rest Of Us, Name A Sign That It Might Be Time For Him To Retire
can't fly 33 getting weak 26 slowing down 18 no x ray vision 7 gray hair 5 memory loss 4
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33. If Which Profession Do You Often Find People With Wacky Hair?
hair stylist 45 musician 26 clown 15 scientist 5 model 3 comedian 3
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34. If Animals Had Yearly Check-Ups, Name One That Might Be Told To Lose Some Weight.
elephant bear pig cow hippo whale
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35. If You Ran Out Of Kleenex, Name Something You Might Wipe Your Nose With.
shirt sleeve 28 toilet paper 28
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36. If a witch was not paying attention to where she was flying, name something she might crash into.
tree 45 building 24 telephone pole 7 power line 6 plane 5 bird 4
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37. If Santa got the flu on Christmas Eve who might he ask to fill in for him?
mrs. claus 47 elves 21 rudolph/reindeer 13 tooth fairy 8 easter bunny 6 kids' parents 4
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38. If a teen gets his moves from grandpa what dance might he do at the Prom?
waltz 26 the twist 22 swing/charleston 17 polka 13 square-dance 11 tango 5
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39. If A Clown Had A Garage Sale, Name Something You’d Probably See For Sale.
red nose 43 big shoes 16 wig 13
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40. If you criticize a chef's cooking, name something he might hit you with.
pot/pan 46 spatula 17 rolling pin 14 food 9 knife 3 cleaver 2 spoon 2
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41. If you were the world's biggest slob, name something you might go an entire year without washing.
hair 45 clothes 34 sheets 9 dishes 6 car 4 bathroom 2
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42. If You Could Only Eat One Food For The Rest Of Your Life, What Would It Be
pizza 49 chocolates 18 hamburgers 14
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43. If bulls went on strike name another animal that people would pay to see a matador ride.
horse 45 cow 24 lion 12 elephant 8 pig 4 tiger 4
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44. If you got fired from your job on Monday, name something you might do on Tuesday.
find new job 49 sleep in 30 file unemployment 6 go shopping 3
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45. In what room of the house is a man most likely to commit murder?
bedroom 66 living room 12 kitchen 10 bathroom 9 basement 2
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46. In your fantasies, name something you do to your boss.
fire them 26 hit 21 nothing 13 thank 6 yell 5 kiss 4 have his job 3
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47. If A Baseball Umpire Had A Talking Parrot, Name Something He Might Learn To Say.
you're out 54 strike 20
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48. If you don't have a ruler, name something you use to measure things with.
tapemeasure 50 feet 11 hand 10 string 7 arm 5 book 4
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49. Name A Reason The Bride And The Groom Might Leave The Reception Early
leave for honeymoon 38 a little privacy 26 tired 15 too much to drink 4 arguing 4
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50. Name A Hair Color That Isnt Natural
green 27 bright red 20 blue 17 purple 13 orange 8 pink 8 yellow 3
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