Tell Me An Excuse For Not Going To Work That No One Really Believes

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• 1. Name a place where you have used a lot of excuses.

  work 53 school 21 doctor/dentist 7 bar 5

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• 2. Name an excuse kids use for not doing their homework.

  dog ate it 38 forgot 24 illness 17 tired 16 left at school 5

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• 3. When you do not want to go to school, what is the illness you make up as an excuse?

  Stomachache Headache Fever Ear pain Cough

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• 4. Name a common excuse for being late at work

  Traffic+jam 39 Overslept 31 Car+accident 26 Delay+in+public+transport 22 Hangover 14 Hates+the+job 3

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• 5. What excuse would a kid give their teacher for not turning in their homework?

  "dog ate it" 54 "forgot" 19 "was sick" 11 "lost it" 7 "computer broke" 3 don't have books 3

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• 6. What excuses would a kid give their teacher for not turning in their homework?

  "dog ate it" 54 "forgot" 19 "was sick" 11 "lost it" 7 don't have books 3 "computer broke" 3

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• 7. Name An Excuse That Bosses Are Probably Tired Of Hearing From Late Employees

  slow traffic 51 wasn't feeling well 19 alarm didn't go off 15 car trouble 14

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• 8. Name An Excuse People Give For Being Late

  Traffic  Overslept  Car Trouble  Someone Died  Got Lost 

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• 9. Name An Excuse People Give For Not Eating Healthy

  no time 55 lazy 18 too expensive 11 taste 7 only live once 5

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• 10. Tell me an excuse people give for showing up late.

  car trouble 31 traffic 27 overslept 18 ran out of gas 3 kids 2 long night 2

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• 11. Name An Excuse Someone Might Give For Why They’Re Dancing Badly.

  too much to drink 40 bad joints 20

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• 12. Name Something A Kid Might Do To Get Out Of Taking A Bath

  cry/tantrum 40 go to bed 21 fake sickness 15 run 12 hide 9

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• 13. Name An Excuse You Give To Get Off The Phone

  Somebody At Door  Need The Loo  Dinner Ready  Call Waiting  Going Out 

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• 14. Name an excuse men use for not calling.

  lost number 28 work 26 too busy 22 fell asleep 10 forgot 8 broken phone 6

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• 15. Name something an athlete might blame for a bad game.

  ILLNESS WEATHER REFEREES BAD LUCK TIRED TEAMMATES COACH

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• 16. name an excuse someone might give to get ahead of you in the checkout line

  In A Hurry Emergency Not Feeling Well Late For Work/appt. Few Items Kids With Them Need To Use Bathroom

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• 17. Tell Me An Excuse People Give The Police When Pulled Over For Speeding.

  didn't notice speed 32 late 28

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• 18. When you're on a bad blind date, name something you wish you could be doing instead.

  watching tv 35 sleeping 8 being alone 7 out with friends 7 reading 6 on different date 4 fishing 4

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• 19. Name An Excuse People Give To Police For Speeding

  Didn't Realise  Didn't See The Sign  Late For Work  Going To Hospital 

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• 20. Name an excuse people give for not seeing family over thanksgiving.

  WORKING SICK OTHER PLANS FAR AWAY NO MONEY

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• 21. Name a good excuse to get your date to come inside at the end of the night

  Nightcap Cold Out Coffee Use The Bathroom

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• 22. Name a reason someone might cancel a date.

  sick 58 working 11 scared 9 no money 7 family emergency 5

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• 23. Tell Me An Excuse A Man Might Give For Showing Up Late For A Date.

  stuck in traffic 43 car trouble 29

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• 24. Tell Me An Excuse People Give The Police for Speeding

  Late/Work 28

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• 25. name an excuse youd give to a cop to try and get out of a speeding ticket

  Going To Hospital Need To Use Bathroom New In Town Late For Work

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• 26. Name An Excuse People Give For Not Voting

  Makes No Difference  Too Busy  Dont Care 

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• 27. Name an excuse people give for leaving a boring party early.

  tired 48 sick 30 get home to kids 11 get up early 8

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• 28. name an excuse a game show contestant might give for losing

  I Was Nervous Tired Didn't Know Answer I Wasn't Ready Someone Cheated Brain Froze Didn't Feel Good

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• 29. What excuse do people use when they do not return phone calls?

  busy 42 didn't get message 19 forgot 13 turned off 4 late 4 asleep 3

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• 30. Name An Excuse People Give For Not Seeing Their Dentist

  cost/no insurance 34 scared 26 pain 15 can't get off work 8 sick 6 no time 5 no bad teeth 3

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• 31. Name a popular excuse people give for not going to the gym.

  tired 45 too busy 40 work 10 sick 5

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• 32. Name An Excuse Married Men Give For Not Wearing a Wedding Ring.

  Doesn’t Fit Lost It

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• 33. Name an excuse that a girl gives when she doesn't want to slow dance with a man

  FEET HURT TIRED CAN'T/WON'T DANCE HAS A BOYFRIEND LADIES' ROOM HEADACHE/ILL

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• 34. Tell Me An Excuse Youd Use To Avoid Singing At A Karaoke Club

  sore throat/sick 49 can't sing 24 lost voice 13 too much too drink 7 stage fright 5

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• 35. Name an excuse that a girl gives when she doesn't want to slow dance with a man.

  feet hurt 24 tired 23 can't/won't dance 18 headache/ill 13 has a boyfriend 6 ladies' room 5

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• 36. After A Cop Pulls You Over, What Might You Try To Do To Avoid Getting A Ticket

  cry 28 flirt 26 lie 18 smile 8 be nice 8 beg 6 apologize 3

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• 37. Tell Me An Excuse That A Tough Guy Might Give If He Were Caught Watching A Soap Opera

  by mistake 32 for wife 31 asleep 25 hot actress 8

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• 38. tell me something you take to work only on special occasions

  Car Jack Presents Kids Dessert Blanket Jumper Cables

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• 39. Name something in a bakery a baker might call his wife.

  Honey/Buns 1 His Oven 2 Sweet/Sweetie 1 Cupcake 1 Muffin 1 Sugar 1 Donut 1 Doughy 1

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• 40. Name A Crime That Some People Probably Commit Every Day.

  Speeding 62 Jaywalking 18 Littering 18

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• 41. Name a bad occupation for someone who easily gets the giggles

  Dr Practitioner Dentist Md Gr

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• 42. Name Something You Cant Do While Youre In The Dentists Chair

  talking 56 eat 19 move 10 sleep 8 sing 6

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• 43. name a fruit that you wouldnt want to carry home from the grocery store

  Pineapple Watermelon

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• 44. Name a beverage served hot.

  coffee 63 tea 21 hot chocolate 12 apple cider 2

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• 45. Name a good food to throw in a food fight.

  mashed potato 41 pie 20

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• 46. Name something that parents would like their children to have when they grow up.

  Job Money Family Home Degree Manners

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• 47. Give me another word for "cold"

  Virus Sniffle Freezing Frigid Chilly Flu

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• 48. Name A Food That Comes In Packs of Six Or More.

  hod dogs 16 pudding 16 little cereal boxes 14 beer 13 soda 11 yogurt 11 eggs 9

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• 49. Name a word that rhymes with 'poor'.

  Door 42 More 26 Sore 13 Floor 12 Store 6

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• 50. Name a job that we need more people to do.

  Police Officer Doctor Plumber Electrician

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• 51. Name an invention that has made parent's jobs much easier

  Television Washing Machine Microwave Computers Santa Claus

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• 52. Name something you might accidentally leave on a bus.

  purse 31 backpack 15 cell phone 13 jacket 11 books 10 umbrella 9 gloves 6 wallet 5

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• 53. Name something teens often do as their first job.

  fast food/diner 53 store cashier 28 babysitter 14 paper carrier 4

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• 54. Name something you should always take if it's offered.

  money 56 advice 11 food 8 hand 6 vacation 4 compliment 3

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• 55. Name Something That gets fueled

  Car 57 Planae 25 Fire 7 Anger/Temper 5 Body 3

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• 56. Name something a really lazy guy might teach his dog to fetch for him.

  beer 34 remote 26 newspaper 19 clothes/shoes 18 cigarettes 2

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• 57. Name something people should not leave in parked cars.

  Money Kids Key Pets Phone

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• 58. Name Something At A Restaurant That Might Keep Getting Refilled

  drink 58 ketchup 13 bread basket 11 salp/pepper 11 salad bowl 3

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• 59. Name A Popular Type Of Cheese

  Chedder  Stilton  Edam  Parmezan  Brie  Fetta 

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• 60. Name an Animal Starting With the Letter “C” That You’d NEVER Want to Eat

  Cat 1 Camel 1 Cougar 1 Cow 1 Cheetah 1 Coyote 1

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• 61. Name Something You Can Buy In The Paper Products Aisle At The Supermarket.

  paper towels 32 plates 17

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• 62. Name Something Sold DoorToDoor

  vacuums 23 book 17 magazines 14 cosmetics 14 cookies 11 insurance 10 fuller brushes 6

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• 63. Name a sandwich that tastes great on a roll

  Sub Cheese And Ham Ham And Cheese Poor Boy Hoagie And Cheese Turkey

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• 64. Name a famous mark.

  MARK TWAIN MARK ANTONY MARK WAHLBERG MARK HARMON

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• 65. Give me another word for "small

  Tiny Little Petite Miniscule

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• 66. Name a favorite dessert

  1. Ice Cream 16 2. Cake 7 3. Donuts 4 4. Cookies 2 5. Brownies 2

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• 67. Name Another Word For “Little.”

  Small 39 Tiny 15 Miniature 5 Mini 3 Petite 2

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• 68. Name something americans are passionate about.

  SPORTS FREEDOM FAMILY CAPITALISM POLITICS THE AMERICAN FLAG THEIR COUNTRY

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• 69. Name Something You Buy A Box Of When Shopping

  Chocolates  Cigarettes  Matches  Cereal  Tissues  Biscuits 

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• 70. Name Something That Might Come With Your New Computer.

  printer 42 mouse 19

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• 71. Name something we read

  Books 26 Newspaper 21 Flyers 15 Labels+on+products 9 Magazines 7

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• 72. Name something that needs to be changed often.

  baby's diaper 31 underwear 28 sheets 6 cat's litter box 5 car oil 4 attitude 3

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• 73. Name Another Word For “Ugly.”

  Gross 25 Hideous 23 Homely 18 Nasty 15 Unattractive 14

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• 74. Name Something A Policeman Has

  Truncheon  Helmet  Police Car  Horse  Radio 

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• 75. Name An Occupation That You Hope Is Great At Their Job Of The Time

  doctor 61 pilot 21 lawyer 7 police officer 7

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• 76. Tell me something parents are always telling their kids to close

  BRAVEHEART DOOR

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• 77. Name a gift dad might appreciate on father's day.

  TOOLS GOLF CLUBS TIES FISHING GEAR WATCHES SPORTS TICKETS

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• 78. Name something you do not learn.

  good manners 35 common sense 29 house work 15 religion 8 parenting 8 walking 5

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• 79. Name something you do to stay awake.

  DRINK COFFEE 56 WATER ON FACE 25 WATCH TV 14 READING 5

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• 80. Name Authority Figure Whose Role Makes It Hard To Imagine Them Letting Loose On A Date

  President Police Officer Judge Teacher

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• 81. Name something specific that you turn over.

  pancake 45 mattress 22 page 9 egg 8 money 3 hamburger 2

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• 82. Name A Kind Of Cookie People Love To Dunk In Milk

  Chocolate Chip 54 Oreo 42 Oatmeal 5

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• 83. Besides Andy Name A Character From The Andy Griffith Show

  opie 42 barney fife 34 aunt bea 17 gomer pyle 3

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• 84. Name A Type Of Sandwich A Kid Might Take To School

  Peanut Butter/Jelly Cheese Bologna Salami Ham

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• 85. Name a place that should never host the Summer Olympics.

  alaska 53 greenland 16 canada 9 iceland 9 russia 6

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• 86. Besides sleeping name something that people do with their eyes closed

  Dream Snog Peck Kiss Imagine Smooch Daydream

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• 87. Name Something People Do With Their Index Fingers

  point 63 pick nose 23 apply makeup 6 wear a ring 4 scratch 2 dial a phone 2

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• 88. Name something married couples check with each other before doing

  Spending Money Expending Shopping Purchasing Buying

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• 89. Name Something Men Put In Their Shirt Pockets

  pen/pencil 59 money 12 handkerchief 6 glasses 5 cigarettes 5

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• 90. name something you buy in bulk because you know youll lose a few of them

  Paper Jersey Pens/pencils Socks Hair Accessories

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• 91. Name Something A Child Star Does That The Average Child Doesn't

  Work  Act  Have A Tutor  Learn Lines  Make Money 

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• 92. Name something that squeaks.

  mouse 46 door 28 floors 8 dog toy 7 bed 6 brakes 5

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• 93. Name Something The President Might Say Is Too Long.

  speeches 35 legislative process 18 wars 14 election process 14 political terms 8 the recession 5

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• 94. Name an occupation in which there's no room for mistakes

  Doctor Hair Dresser Police Officer

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• 95. Food That Made You Nervous

  Squid Snails Clams Oysters Sushi Crab Lobster

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• 96. Name something you'd do if you were alone and stuck in an elevator

  Panic Sing Sit Phone Pray Use Alarm

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• 97. name something your best friend does better than your other acquaintances

  Makes Conversation Keeps Secrets Give Advice Listens Joke

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• 98. Name something you'd rather get than give.

  money 60 advice 5 jewlery 4 gifts 4 new car 3 love 3

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• 99. Name something you might bring with you the day after the stay puft marshmallow man exploded.

  GRAHAM CRACKERS CHOCOLATE MARSHMALLOWS SPOON STICK FIRE UMBRELLA

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• 100. Tell Me An Occupation That A Blabbermouth Would Fail At

  Lawyer Librarian Spy Mime Clergy Therapist Police

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