Name An Excuse You Give To Get Off The Phone

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• 11. What excuses would a kid give their teacher for not turning in their homework?

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• 14. name an excuse someone might give to get ahead of you in the checkout line

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• 86. We Asked 100 Husbands: If Your Wife Had A Personal Assistant, Name Something They’d Be Asked To Do.

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• 87. Name Something You Might Do On A First Date That Ruins It.

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• 92. Name something a child might throw a temper tantrum over.

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• 94. What might a bully do at an Easter egg hunt?

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